Confessions of a Germ

The Cleaning Crew is Afraid to Touch Me

The Cleaning Crew is Afraid to Touch Me

This confession is only partially true.  If you have a thorough cleaning staff that sweeps through your offices when you’re not around, you can rest assured they win a few battles with me – the Germ.  They blast me out of my best-known fortresses:  the bathroom, those high-traffic surfaces in public areas, and the countertops [...]

Women Love Me!

Women Love Me!

Some of you ladies reading this will deny it. You’ll say there’s no way you (especially when compared to your male co-workers) are attracted to me – the social outcast, the embarrassment, the unpopular and unwelcome visitor to your office. Your actions give you away, though, I’m afraid. You may claim that you’re tidier than [...]

Are you serving lunch to mice and bugs from your desk?

Are you serving lunch to mice and bugs from your desk?

If you work in an office, the chance are that at some point you have eaten lunch at your desk.  Perhaps even while your checked your Facebook friends’ status, or placed a bid on Ebay. If a few crumbs managed to find their way into your keyboard you probably wouldn’t even notice… but when the [...]

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