The Office Outbreak Here at Germ HQ, we are drooling over a new film coming out called the ‘Office Outbreak’. It contains all the ingredients for a chart topping blockbuster. Starring an award winning line up of famous germs – E.Coli, Salmonella, MRSA and H5N1 Bird Flu plus a couple of surprise guests – we [...]
In today’s modern technology era, every day is like Christmas for me! As you proudly show off your new touch screen or challenge your friend to play the latest game, I can only happily dream of the new germ hotspots for me to breed in. Me and my new germ family – Staphylococcus Aureus, Candida [...]
The Germ Hotspot X Factor finalists were announced today! From hundreds of hotspot hopefuls that have made it through the auditions, we take a closer look at the finalists and give you the low down on our favourite to be the grimiest place in the office. Telephone – our favourite to win the coveted prize. [...]
As you happily send the kids back to school after the long summer holidays, myself and my fellow germs are preparing to breed nasty and contagious illnesses so they are back home before you know it! The cold, hard facts are that 22 million school days are lost every year due to the common [...]
Did you ever play the game of ‘Telephone’ as a child? You know the one – someone whispers a message in the ear of someone else; this message then gets whispered down a long, winding line until it’s shouted out at the end. The point of the game is to show how the original message becomes altered by [...]
Hello, again. It is I, the workplace Germ who just won’t seem to go away. I wanted to tell you about some of my favorite (and least favorite) jobs today. Not jobs I’ve held, of course (my employment history is rather one-note) – your jobs. Starting with the most obvious of all, perhaps: I love [...]
Just like everyone else, I – the Germ – enjoy hanging around the friendliest worker in the office. I can spot my target from a mile away: she’s the first one to offer her own office supplies to a co-worker in need. Her staplers, pens, clipboards and so on are scattered out to others and [...]
I, the Germ, have been known to wreak havoc around your workplace, and I have many of your co-workers running scared by now. Many have even begun to heed my previous advice and pay careful attention to the cleanliness of their desks. Here’s perhaps my biggest confession yet, and one that I hesitate to share [...]
Getting ready to take lunch? Would you mind if I – your friendly workplace Germ – tag along? Office workers, your lunch hour is my favorite time of the day. It’s the time when you’re prone to get on the telephone while you’re eating, dropping crumbs onto the mouthpiece. Once there, these crumbs make an [...]
School has always been one of my favorite places. I may be a germ, but, just like the next kid, I like meeting up with all my friends and (I confess) getting on the teachers’ nerves from time to time. You teachers reading this have my sincere apologies. There you are, after all, bravely facing [...]
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